Seatbelts on aeroplanes
Designed to keep you
Safe
Safe, not going to die,
Just Safe.
Practically speaking,
Safe when nosediving
Upsidedown
Pulling 9G
and breaking up over the southern pacific.
People need to populate the world
with reminders that
they speak the same language
call and respond with:
"HELP, IM FUCKING TERRIFIED".
Ladies and gentlemen
Your captain has turned the seatbelt sign on
Please groan and consider yourself
exempt on moral
high grounds.
Designed to keep you
Safe
Safe, not going to die,
Just Safe.
Practically speaking,
Safe when nosediving
Upsidedown
Pulling 9G
and breaking up over the southern pacific.
People need to populate the world
with reminders that
they speak the same language
call and respond with:
"HELP, IM FUCKING TERRIFIED".
Ladies and gentlemen
Your captain has turned the seatbelt sign on
Please groan and consider yourself
exempt on moral
high grounds.
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